basement-buddy:

Made some LPS gijinkas! <3

mouthmoodz:

it’s time to look at some photos of pikas carrying plants and flowers in their mouths

knifefightscene:

knifefightscene:

i actually love heterosexual relationships when they r done well like whatever the couple from santa clarita diet got going on

like when joe got home and found out that his wife just killed and ate their neighbor and he just immediately helped her clean up and bury the body??? when he took her to the morgue to buy human flesh for her to eat and when she can’t eat it bc its not “fresh enough” he totally supports her killing people like my favourite girlboss malewife couple

staticmars-deactivated20211222:

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

i’ve been playing minecraft for the first time and all i’m doing is building this disgusting extremely long house and everyone else in the server hates it and tries to destroy it when i’m not there. 

my longhouse is perfectly constructed 

my longhouse continues to be perfectly constructed 

people have requested pictures of the inside. it looks like the outside but with torches 

bed and crafting area #2 (because it got so long) 

my pet chicken sammy

bed and crafting area #1

cechell:

yesterday i was taking a guest’s order and they were staring at the menu and the question they asked stunned me into silence and has been burned into my brain for life and i will present it to you verbatim today. they looked at the menu and turned to me and asked “so like, the more we get, the more expensive it is? is that how it works?”

canthaveshitingotham:

canthaveshitingotham:

every artist who has ever attempted to satirize masculinity i am so sorry

you could name a movie Portrait of a delusional abuser ruining his own life in pursuit of a fictional standard of manhood and 89% of its fanbase would still be like “Fuck yeah man it was so cool when Shit Cumdick gave that badass speech about how pushing everyone away and never letting yourself feel emotions is actually a good idea for your life. fuckin dope flick”

chthonicillness:

chthonicillness:

i think it’s really amazing how total strangers who have nothing in common but their shared love of a work of fiction will come together across distances and dedicate their time and energy working collaboratively to build an extensive, richly detailed fanon that completely fucking sucks

you guys are so committed to being bad at interpreting things you’ll just straight up decide this post means the opposite of what i wrote and reblog it anyway

lonelyroommp3:

my favourite adhd / general executive dysfunction feeling is when you become very consciously aware that you are bored and there is nothing interesting left on the 5 social media apps you’ve been cycling around for the past hour and finally a small logical part of your brain goes “hey! perhaps at this point it might actually be more fun to do one of the productive things you’ve been putting off!” and you’re this close to going oh huh yeah maybe that’s true! and getting up to do some housework or read a book or something when a far louder part of your brain goes “NO WAIT!!!! maybe THIS time when we refresh tumblr…. it will be interesting again” and you’re like “ohhhh right sorry for doubting you boss” & promptly get right back to doing fuck all

gusfringdidnothingwrong:

misconceptionsofus:

#weiners? #winers? #winners? #whiners?

if you ever think you are bad at anatomy

immortal-gay:

inthefallofasparrow:

deviousserpent:

drtanner:

tateware:

this is official league of legends art

Wasn’t even that hard to fix

thatqueerchoirkid:

bubblecarr:

domithekingoffools:

imaveryevilgirl:

I… I just opened tumblr… got bored of it… closed tumblr… and then opened it again immediately….

The fridge

The fridge

The fridge

sqooops:

some of you guys need to be left in a barrel to ferment